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Some boys call them bums
to me this is not fun

Some boys call them mounds
to that I will always frown

Some boys call them a caboose
I don’t think that’s too cute

Some boys call them tail
to this I will always wail

Some boys call them cheeky
only those who want to get freaky

Some boys call them rump roast
only those who want a surprise champagne toast

Some boys call them fanny
only those who like lace panties

Some boys call them booty
thinking this term is being cutie

French boys call them derrière
the love language that isn’t fair

English boys call them arse
that’s not sexy of course

Dutch boys call them bips
one of them is going to get clipped

Italian boys call them culetto
let me just kick them with my stiletto

Russian boys call them popa
sounds like they’re smoking dope-a

Portuguese boys call them boon
to that I just might swoon

Jewish boys call them tush
to that I always will blush

So give me all of the names
different but mean the same

apple
backside
behind
bun
bund
duffs
hams
rear

All crystal clear
The beautiful
Gluteus Maximus
or
my favorite
A$$ets!


Note: Listen to The Rolling Stones Some Girls and sing my words!
Here are theirs:
Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought I’d own
Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I don’t ever want it back
Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for
So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house back in Zuma beach
And give you half of what I own
Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose
French girls they want Cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine
English girls they’re so prissy
I can’t stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I don’t want them to ever call at all
White girls they’re pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don’t have that much jam
Chinese girls are so gentle
They’re really such a tease
You never know quite what they’re cookin’
Inside those silky sleeves
Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house back in Zuma beach
And give you half of what I own
Some girls they’re so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once
Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
I’ll make you world’s biggest star by half
So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Let’s go back to Zuma beach
I’ll give you half of everything I own
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

A$$ets 205 words
Written for Trifecta: Week 106
The word is:

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Here are the rules and where you can link up: Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish friends. Now let’s all write our tushes off.

Remember:
• Your response must be between 33 and 333 words.
• You must use the 3rd definition of the given word in your post.
• The word itself needs to be included in your response.
• You may not use a variation of the word; it needs to be exactly as stated above.
• Only one entry per writer.
• If your post doesn’t meet our requirements, please leave your link in the comments section, not in the linkz.
• Trifecta is open to everyone.
– See more at: http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com/2013/12/trifecta-week-106.html?m=0#sthash.uXMuPjCf.dpuf

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