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apple, arse, assets, backside, behind, bips, boon, booty, boys, bum, bun, bund, caboose, cheeky, culetto, derrière, duffs, fanny, girls, Gluteus Maximus, hams, mounds, Music, photography, Poetry, popa, rear, rump roast, Some Girls, tail, The Rolling Stones, Trifecta, tush
Some boys call them bums
to me this is not fun
Some boys call them mounds
to that I will always frown
Some boys call them a caboose
I don’t think that’s too cute
Some boys call them tail
to this I will always wail
Some boys call them cheeky
only those who want to get freaky
Some boys call them rump roast
only those who want a surprise champagne toast
Some boys call them fanny
only those who like lace panties
Some boys call them booty
thinking this term is being cutie
French boys call them derrière
the love language that isn’t fair
English boys call them arse
that’s not sexy of course
Dutch boys call them bips
one of them is going to get clipped
Italian boys call them culetto
let me just kick them with my stiletto
Russian boys call them popa
sounds like they’re smoking dope-a
Portuguese boys call them boon
to that I just might swoon
Jewish boys call them tush
to that I always will blush
So give me all of the names
different but mean the same
apple
backside
behind
bun
bund
duffs
hams
rear
All crystal clear
The beautiful
Gluteus Maximus
or
my favorite
A$$ets!
Note: Listen to The Rolling Stones Some Girls and sing my words!
Here are theirs:
Some girls give me money
Some girls buy me clothes
Some girls give me jewelry
That I never thought I’d own
Some girls give me diamonds
Some girls, heart attacks
Some girls I give all my bread to
I don’t ever want it back
Some girls give me jewelry
Others buy me clothes
Some girls give me children
I never asked them for
So give me all your money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house back in Zuma beach
And give you half of what I own
Some girls take my money
Some girls take my clothes
Some girls get the shirt off my back
And leave me with a lethal dose
French girls they want Cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine
English girls they’re so prissy
I can’t stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I don’t want them to ever call at all
White girls they’re pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just don’t have that much jam
Chinese girls are so gentle
They’re really such a tease
You never know quite what they’re cookin’
Inside those silky sleeves
Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
I’ll buy you a house back in Zuma beach
And give you half of what I own
Some girls they’re so pure
Some girls so corrupt
Some girls give me children
I only made love to her once
Give me half your money
Give me half your car
Give me half of everything
I’ll make you world’s biggest star by half
So gimme all your money
Give me all your gold
Let’s go back to Zuma beach
I’ll give you half of everything I own
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A$$ets 205 words
Written for Trifecta: Week 106
The word is:
Here are the rules and where you can link up: Happy Hanukkah to our Jewish friends. Now let’s all write our tushes off.
Remember:
• Your response must be between 33 and 333 words.
• You must use the 3rd definition of the given word in your post.
• The word itself needs to be included in your response.
• You may not use a variation of the word; it needs to be exactly as stated above.
• Only one entry per writer.
• If your post doesn’t meet our requirements, please leave your link in the comments section, not in the linkz.
• Trifecta is open to everyone.
– See more at: http://www.trifectawritingchallenge.com/2013/12/trifecta-week-106.html?m=0#sthash.uXMuPjCf.dpuf
Johnny Ojanpera said:
Wow. This is a good presentation. The pictures give the writing some ‘bite’. Very nice. : )
unawarebutunderlined said:
Ha! Well thank you. 😉
hitandrun1964 said:
Keith Richards, that’s all I have to say. Sigh.
unawarebutunderlined said:
Wonderful 😀 I’m smiling and I hope you are too!
billgncs said:
beneath an admiring hand
a tush is always grand…
unawarebutunderlined said:
Ah yes! Very cute comment…my smile for the day 😀
billgncs said:
you look young and fit – that’s a good way to be.
unawarebutunderlined said:
If 44 is young to one, so be it…I started lifting after 10th baby stopped nursing. Yes, 10 children 22-7 at home with all and the 3 pups…thanks!
billgncs said:
young and lovely — and great on the kids! my wife is a young fit 59, and it’s wonderful !
unawarebutunderlined said:
Yes, fit is wonderful and young is a mindset…cheers to you 🙂
billgncs said:
do you compete in fitness/bodybuilding ?
unawarebutunderlined said:
Yes…read this Natural Bodybuilding | unaware but underlined
billgncs said:
I was thinking of starting to do some bodybuilding.
unawarebutunderlined said:
I say go for it!! Very different than cycling…I personally do very little cardio 😉
billgncs said:
used to bench 300, in another life
unawarebutunderlined said:
Wonderful…bodybuilding is NOT about how much you can press, that is another sport.
billgncs said:
Yes, I was fit until about 50, then the calamities began… still, life is what we make of it.
unawarebutunderlined said:
Keep moving forward…one of my gym buddies is in his 70s and known around these parts as Mr. Abs!
acuriousgal said:
Gluteus Maximus to us nurses….takes on a whole nother meaning after you wiped your 10th for the day!! Have I told you I use to be the suppository queen?!!!
unawarebutunderlined said:
Well I’ve wiped 10 Glutes…do babies count? Your comment had me rolling…thank you for the laughter, sigh!
steph said:
Wonderful! Made me smile. And what a bonus singing it to the Rolling Stones. Nice!
unawarebutunderlined said:
Thank you…so glad you smiled. I’m silly I know it, punster and corny too…but I love music and laughter and words…Cheers!
rjl2727 said:
ok, this is creatively hilarious. if the words don’t win an award, the picture selection surely will. nice one.
unawarebutunderlined said:
Thanks for the vote…I am a silly one at times…better than the tears that flowed Tuesday evening 😉 FYI Trifecta is about words NOT images but, you never know, maybe they’ll factor that in just for me.
rjl2727 said:
hey, the writing was very clever. can you tell how busy i am at the minute? trying to find a second to post one.
unawarebutunderlined said:
Ha!
atrm61 said:
Ha!ha!What’s in a name baby-as long as you have a tush to be proud of;-)Great writing once again:-)
unawarebutunderlined said:
I’m so happy you peeked in over here…I love your comment ‘baby-as’ ha! You bring light over to my page as always…cheers to you my beautiful friend! BIG smiles 😀 all the way from here and I NEED as many as I can get!
atrm61 said:
:-)Thank you for the lovely words UABU -sending you warm hugs from India:-)
unawarebutunderlined said:
Hug accepted and also given with a big smile 😀
atrm61 said:
🙂
The Sentinel said:
In the eyes of the boys, a mysterious beauty. A draw that whispers where there are no words.
unawarebutunderlined said:
I am speechless at best to this…thank you for peeking in over here on WP…I sent a reply to you through your profile. Cheers 🙂
Scott Mitchell said:
this boy calls it “back” and a nice one almost gives a heart attack 🙂
unawarebutunderlined said:
WOW! I forgot about that one…thank you for peeking in and reminding me of that…cheers 🙂
Chatty Owl said:
Girls who dont have nice assets must be bum’med.
unawarebutunderlined said:
You are so cute! Yes, I’d believe they would be bum’med!
Valerie said:
This was a gem, my friend! It totally kicked, well you know….;)
My favorite all time bottom has to be my daughter’s when she was a newborn. So cute! My baby girl is 18 today! Ack!
unawarebutunderlined said:
Oh Val…baby bottoms are the best! The oldest is 22 and Ack! Yes a wonderful word to describe it…I’ve told her for years that I don’t care if she’s 60 or 70 something, she will always be my baby 🙂 Thanks for peeking in and KIKin a little butt…
jannatwrites said:
Haha! This one cracked me up. (Uh…’cracked’ may not have been the best word to use, based on the first image. That’s you, right? :razz:)
unawarebutunderlined said:
Lovin your humor…you can crack anything you want on my page 😀 I’m cracking a smile for you!
unawarebutunderlined said:
Oh that is NOT me…I just love Google! But I’ve been told that you’d never know I’d ever had 1 child let alone 10….
Draug419 said:
How did I not realize there are so many names for butts haha Great piece!
trifectawriting said:
Heh heh, pretty much covers it;)
unawarebutunderlined said:
Thanks for the fun prompt this week 🙂 I guess I followed instructions and wrote my tush off!
Momo said:
This is awesome, I love it! So clever.
unawarebutunderlined said:
Thanks for that…I’m a silly one 😉
AnElephantCant said:
UnElephant peut
Dire que tu
As un cul
Delicieux
(Can AnElephant say you have a delightful posterior?)
unawarebutunderlined said:
Yes! Oooo la, la!
moi said:
Now there is a poem I will read 😀
unawarebutunderlined said:
Ha…so I just might be turning you on to poetry then?
moi said:
never say never I say… When I do like poetry it has to flow and rhyme, and a few I read of yours have.
unawarebutunderlined said:
Well thank you for reading and for saying 🙂
moi said:
Your welcome.
unawarebutunderlined said:
🙂
belsbror said:
Great ASSets! 🙂
unawarebutunderlined said:
Ha! Thanks 😉